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August Trometer Terrible ideas that work.

The store · things I'm selling, not things I've done

Terrible ideas,
now for sale.

Everything here works, ships, and is real. Everything here was also, at some point, described as a bad idea by a sensible person. Buy accordingly.

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The Libronauts: Book One

A children's book for kids who'd rather build a rocket than read about one.

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